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howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

They call me the Human Torch. Ladies call me Torch.

thefuuuucomics:

shout out to IMDb for always reminding me where i recognise that actor from

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

____-_Stop praising mediocre white men for their sexist, boring works of fiction.

broratio:

when u see a hot girl and ur like: life goals???? or wife goals??????

angrychickpea:

i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

starkywarky:

WHEN YOU’RE LEANING OFF YOUR BED TO GRAB SOMETHING AND YOU TRY TO GET BACK UP ONLY REALIZE YOU’VE LEANED TO FAR AND THERE’S JUST THAT FEELING OF SHAME AS YOU LET YOUR BODY SLIDE OFF THE BED BECAUSE YOU COULDN’T PULL YOURSELF BACK UP IN TIME

kirstenacuna:

Lee Pace’s makeup transformation into Ronan the Accuser in “Guardians of the Galaxy.” Photos from Disney courtesy of hair and makeup designer Lizzie Georgiou. You can check out more of her work here.

http://read.bi/VlGL5v

galwithdimples:

This is what I told my co-workers when I left for vacations. 

anusclap:

laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3

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fightingonarrival:

*DEAD*